{"id":84,"date":"2025-08-25T13:50:00","date_gmt":"2025-08-25T11:50:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stroustan.marcleroi.be\/gazette\/?p=84"},"modified":"2025-09-15T13:50:59","modified_gmt":"2025-09-15T11:50:59","slug":"saint-roustan-serige-en-bastion-de-la-terre-platte","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stroustan.marcleroi.be\/gazette\/2025\/08\/25\/saint-roustan-serige-en-bastion-de-la-terre-platte\/","title":{"rendered":"Saint Roustan s\u2019\u00e9rige en bastion de la Terre PlattE"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">C\u2019est d\u00e9sormais officiel : la premi\u00e8re <strong>Conf\u00e9rence racilarienne pour la D\u00e9fense de la Terre PlattE<\/strong> s\u2019est tenue ce dimanche \u00e0 la salle polyvalente \u00ab Nadine de Rasillac \u00bb.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u00c0 l\u2019initiative de Jean-Michel le forgeron et de Damien de l\u2019Ater\u2019lieu (qui jure avoir vu un bord en allant chercher des courges bio derri\u00e8re la Roustinni\u00e8re), les participants ont pr\u00e9sent\u00e9 des arguments \u00ab irr\u00e9futables \u00bb :<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Si la Terre \u00e9tait ronde, <strong>les pintes de Schtoutz rouleraient<\/strong> toutes seules jusque dans la vall\u00e9e. Or elles restent droites, m\u00eame apr\u00e8s cinq tourn\u00e9es.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Au stade <strong>Ferdinand Coullolier<\/strong>, un ballon frapp\u00e9 trop fort <strong>dispara\u00eet derri\u00e8re le ravin<\/strong> : conclusion, il tombe du bord de la Terre PlattE.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>D\u2019apr\u00e8s une observation nocturne, \u00ab <strong>la Lune ressemble plus \u00e0 une cr\u00eape qu\u2019\u00e0 une boule<\/strong> \u00bb \u2014 et \u00e7a, c\u2019est scientifique.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Si c\u2019\u00e9tait rond, on roulerait tous ! \u00bb \u2014 Devise scand\u00e9e par la foule devant le Carr\u00e9 de la V\u00e9rit\u00e9 (ex-rond-point central)<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">La procession de samedi \u2014 intitul\u00e9e <em>\u00ab Pour une Terre PlattE et droite comme un clocher \u00bb<\/em> \u2014 partira de la <strong>Cave \u00e0 Bites<\/strong> pour rejoindre le d\u00e9sormais c\u00e9l\u00e8bre <strong>Carr\u00e9 de la V\u00e9rit\u00e9<\/strong>. Les organisateurs demandent aux participants d\u2019apporter <em>un niveau \u00e0 bulle<\/em> et <em>un m\u00e8tre ruban<\/em>, \u00ab afin de stabiliser le d\u00e9bat \u00bb.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">En conclusion, la Gazette rappelle que la science progresse par la confrontation d\u2019id\u00e9es. Et parfois par l\u2019installation d\u2019une rambarde.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Foire aux preuves locales<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li><strong>Test du bistro<\/strong> : 0\u00b0 d\u2019inclinaison par rapport \u00e0 la table (mesur\u00e9 au niveau \u00e0 bulle).<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li><strong>Exp\u00e9rience du ballon<\/strong> : trajectoire interrompue par \u00ab le bord \u00bb (t\u00e9moins 4).<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li><strong>Observation lunaire<\/strong> : \u00ab aspect galette \u00bb confirm\u00e9 par trois clients de l\u2019Ater\u2019lieu.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Infos pratiques<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Conf\u00e9rence \u2013 Acte II<\/strong><br>Salle \u00ab Nadine de Rasillac \u00bb, dimanche prochain, 18h.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Manifestation<\/strong><br>D\u00e9part Cave \u00e0 Bites \u2192 Carr\u00e9 de la V\u00e9rit\u00e9, samedi, 15h.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>C\u2019est d\u00e9sormais officiel : la premi\u00e8re Conf\u00e9rence racilarienne pour la D\u00e9fense de la Terre PlattE s\u2019est tenue ce dimanche \u00e0&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":85,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-84","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-societe"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/stroustan.marcleroi.be\/gazette\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2025\/09\/platte2.jpeg","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stroustan.marcleroi.be\/gazette\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/84","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stroustan.marcleroi.be\/gazette\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stroustan.marcleroi.be\/gazette\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stroustan.marcleroi.be\/gazette\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stroustan.marcleroi.be\/gazette\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=84"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stroustan.marcleroi.be\/gazette\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/84\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":86,"href":"https:\/\/stroustan.marcleroi.be\/gazette\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/84\/revisions\/86"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stroustan.marcleroi.be\/gazette\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/85"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stroustan.marcleroi.be\/gazette\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=84"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stroustan.marcleroi.be\/gazette\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=84"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stroustan.marcleroi.be\/gazette\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=84"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}